Check with seller Technical Joke 2

Published date: March 23, 2015
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  • Location: Karnataka, India

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"


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Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?
OMg!


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Did you know Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?
It was OK.


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A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks, "May I take your bags?" The photon replies "It's fine, thanks. I'm travelling light.


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Atom 1: I just lost an electron.
Atom 2: Are you sure?
Atom 1: I'm positive.


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Q:What do you get when you mix 2 iron atoms & cobalt
CoFFee


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: What do you get after reaction of two sodium atoms with a Barium atom...A BaNaNa


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Q: Why did a scientist install a door knocker?
A: coz he wanted to win a no-bell prize!!!!!!!!

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