Check with seller Some light moments enjoy: Mumbai

Published date: March 23, 2015
Views: 26
Modified date: March 23, 2015
  • Location: Mumbai, Maharashtra, India

Some light moments enjoy:

■ Railway TC : -"Baba kahaan jaaoge ?

Sadhu : -Jaha Ram ka janam hua tha.

TC:- Ticket hai ?

Sadhu :-Nahi hai.

TC :- To chalo...

Sadhu :- Kahaan ?
TC :- Jahaan Krishna ka janam huaa thhaa...!

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■■ Bhagwan Aur Doctor Ko Kabhi Naraaz Mat Karna.
kyun ki Bhagwan Naraaz To Aap Doctor k Paas.

Aur

Doctor Naraaz To Aap Bhagwan Ke Paas.
Sab Setting Hai...!

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■■■ The 4 dangerous weapons in the world:

1. Wife's Smile
2. Wife's Tears
3. Wife's Looks
&
the 4th most dangerous is Wife's....
.......Missed Call !


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■■■■ 1 bachcha mummy se buri tarah piTne k baad papa se :-

"Aap kabhi NARAK gaye ho...?"

Papa :-"Nai beTA"

Boy :-"Fir itni khofnaak cHeeZ laye kahaan se...!!

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■■■■■ Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir Lagi huyi thi...

Banta :- "Ye kyon Laga rakhi hai....?"

Santa:-" LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene gaya thha...
Dukandar bolaa...Ye LATEST hai....!
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Son :-"Papa kal school main ek small get together hai..chaloge ???"

Father :-"small get together kya hota hai? ?"

Son :-"Only you me & principal...!
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■■■ ■■■ ■
A man went to narak.
He saw GANDHIJI dancing with SHAKIRA.

He asks YAMRAJ:-"BAPU ki sazaa itni mast kyun ...?"

YAMRAJ: -"Abey sazaa BAPU ko naheen... SHAKIRA ko mili hai...!

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Train men Warning likhi thi......."
Bina Ticket Safar karne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar !!!!!!.. "
Sardar- Waah ji Waah..,
Aur humne ticket li to Hum Bewakoof ??
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BABA Ramdev Kehte hain :-"achchhi sehat K Liye Saas Control karen..."
ab Baba ko kaun samajhaaye ki....

Logon se Biwi to Control naheen hoti..j
To Saas par kaise Control karen...?

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