Check with seller HEIGHT OF KUCH BHI

Published date: May 23, 2014
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Modified date: May 23, 2014
  • Location: India


Teacher: Agar 1 aam ke ped par 10 kele lage hain, aur unme se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angoor bache?

Student: Sir 9 Haathi

Teacher: Wah tumhe kaise pata chala?

Student: Sir kyunki main aaj lunch mein gobhi ki sabzi laya hoon.

Moral of the Story: Roz brush karo warna petrol mehnga ho jayega...



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